Latest example: a Carl's Jr. Restaurant on DeSoto & Lassen in the Chatsworth
. All parking places are marked "20 minutes only".
Perhaps a new standard in fast food. Wait in line 10 minutes, attempt to swallow entire meal whole, call 911 for a Heimlich maneuver
, and pay your parking ticket because the paramedics were too slow
, or, if more likely, let your heirs pay it because you died.
Maybe not where to eat.
OK, I know. The parking places are marked so that under some obscure local regulation (enacted by the same reality-challenged people who go into politics everywhere
), they can toss people out when they want to. But who wants to go someplace where that's on their agenda?