Arnold Williams (notebuyer) wrote,
Arnold Williams
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Joke of the Day, and a little nutritional discovery

Passing on one from an acquaintance from FreeRepublic.com

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all the conflicting medical studies:
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart ! Attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


For those who want a more serious idea, try what your body expects: fast every other day, using 6pm as the cutoff.
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