Arnold Williams (notebuyer) wrote,
Arnold Williams

My Funny Letter

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole fpb's purse (30 points). In May I bought porn for catheolog (-10 points). Last Sunday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).

Overall, I've been nice (34 points). For Christmas I deserve an 80 Mb video ipod!


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