This year I've been busy!
Last month I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole fpb's purse (30 points). In May I bought porn for catheolog (-10 points). Last Sunday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (34 points). For Christmas I deserve an 80 Mb video ipod!
My Funny Letter
You're under 50 years old, in good health. Someone has just asked you whether you are vaccinated, and you say, "No." They get upset. What is your…
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