Arnold Williams (notebuyer) wrote,
Arnold Williams
notebuyer

The Grudge Match

Ever wanted to sue someone? Now there's a website that will allow you to hook up with a lawyer and sue on any silly thing that comes into your head.

Example?

Currently buns are sold in packages of 10 but hotdogs come in packages of 8. Thus, it is impossible to perfectly match the number of hotdogs to the number of buns without buying 4 packs of buns and 5 packs of hotdogs. I find it hard to believe there is not a conspiracy afoot to drive surplus sales of buns and hotdogs....

Let the class action begin!

For those who are curious, there may be other explanations than a conspiracy....
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