Gosh, just what we needed! The government, having already hired its quota of deadbeat relatives to act as bunny inspectors, comes up with a new program: Christmas Tree PR! And, since it's the government, it doesn't have to get clients like an ordinary PR firm -- it can just impose taxes and say that's what they're going for. Some people have way too much time on their hands, and we're paying for it.
Talk about a reason to defund the Agriculture Department.